Why I Love Agnes Monica :)

Hiii~~

This is my sister. Echeh, gurau je!
Perasan tak,, lagu kat blog Hani semua lagu Agnes Monica?
Yes, because most of her songs represents myself. Pelik kan? Tapi aku jadi feeling2 bila dengar sad songs dia. (Bukan Paralysed. Pening aq dgr lagu tu.)

Antara best songs yang selalu Hani dgr bila jiwa kacau ialah...

Teruskanlah
Rindu
Karena Ku Sanggup
Tanpa Kekasihku
Matahariku
Seputih Hati

Dan lain2.
memang buat aku jiwang. :)

Last Day At School.

Esok, 3 Nov, Hari last sekolah.
Should I Go?


Niat Hani actually nak jumpa Crush Hani. to confess for the second time and take a picture with him.
Untuk kenangan~ Yelah, lepas ni xkan dapat stalk dia kat kelas lagi.
Just in Facebook.

I'M AFRAID I MIGHT MISS HIM LIKE CRAZY.
DON'CHA WANNA THAT.

My Story About My Crush.

Hi.

I want to story sikit about my crush.
How I'm Happy and I'm sad, becaus of him.

Kay.  2 bulan yag lepas, Hani ada hantar surat kat Kissboy. Haha! Memang sangat kuno, dengan tulisan yang buruk (dan muka yang hodoh). Tapi bukan Hani yang pass, adik angkat Kissboy yang pass, Sabrena.

The day after that dia reply.
Whaaaaatttttt??????!!!!!!! Dia reply???! Gyaaaahahahaha, tak sangka dia reply surat Hani yang ntah pape tu! Dia layan cara kuno Hani!!!! Gyaaaaahahahaha!!!! The best thing  is dia single, dan he gives me his phone number.

Tapi Hani tak call. Tak sms pun. Maluuuuuu!!!!

Sebulan yang lepas, i messaged him on facebook. He replied too! Dia sangat2 friendly.
Dia tanya Hani, kenapa Hani suka dia?
Dan I was Like...

MALUUUU GILAAAA!!
Hahahaha!!!

Hani balas, dia baik, hensem, cute, gentleman.

Yelah, everytime nak naik bas mesti bagi girls naik dulu.
Including me.

3 Days before PMR hani SMS dia. Siot, dia balas. Tak sangkaaaa dia layan Hani~~~~ Oh My, happy gila. Yelaa, sapa x happy kalau kita sms crush kita dan dia balas balik? Hani igt lagi, first day Hani sms dia, dia baru lepas balik dari gym. Malam tu sg skejap je, coz battery dia nak habis.

Kissboy baik, caring. Kalau Hani sakit dddia suruh makan ubat. :D Haha! Kalau camtu hari2 Hani nak sakit! :DD

Time PMR he wished me luck.

Macam2 kitaorang borak. About life, our favourite~~~ everything.

Dia suka kucing.  Hani ttanya, kalau dia dapat kucig, dia nak bagi nama apa?

Dia kata :

Miao Miao.
Miao Miao.
Miao Miao.
Miao Miao.
Miao Miao.
.

Gyaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
MIAO MIAO?! INNOCENT GILAAAA AH!!!
NYAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
 

BUT...
1 week yang lepas, he sends me a message that broke my heart.

Dia kata dia nak berhenti sms Hani coz dia nak jimat kredit dia.

Okay~~~

Dia ada pakai credit plan kat simcard dia kan?
Nak jimat apa lagi?

Oh, I know.

Dia igt Hani ni obsessed sangat kat dia kot. Haha. betullah tu.

Dia suruh msg dia kat fb je. Yelah tu.
Hani on je, dia off.
Dia on je hani busy kerja.

Kira macam Clash la jugak.

Sedihnya.
Hani mcm lost. Sad.
Haha~~~ Again, kena rijek.
Selalu kena rijek.

Jurang agama pun luas... Hani Islam, dia Buddha (dia chineselah).

Ekonomi?
Ntah.

Rupa?
Yup, dia putih, Hani hitam,

NOT SUITABLE AT ALL.

Kan?

Everyday I looked his picture.
Read his messages.
sms yang make e terharu is...

Me : "Do you still keep my letter?"
Him : "Oops sorry, but I keep it in my heart."

Makes me wanna cry.

Haha~~
*cough cough*

Batuk2 dah seminggu. Dia tak tahu.
Kalau dia tahu mesti dia suruh akan ubat, hahaha! ;')

I missed him.
Come back to me, my crush!
My Kissboy.

Between My Granma or A Brand New Galaxy Tab???.

Hello Cheesies.

Hah. Lamaaa dah tak update. Rindu? Tak kottt~~ (coz I don' have any followers, SAD)
PMR dah berlalu, working pulakkk wiff my papa in his kiosk until tahun depan. Mak aiiih~~ seksa!
Actually, Hani nak balik kampung,  nak jumpa my granma. I miss her so damn much. Lagipun all my aunts tengah giat pregnat, beranak kat hometown masing masing, so my granma is going  to be alone. So, me, as one of the favourite cucu in the family, Hani kena balik and jaga friends di samping dpt enjoy ngan kawan kawan lama kat Alor Setar sana nuuuh~ But my father says,  If i helped hi until next year, he'll promised me to buy me a Galaxy Tab.

Ulangan.

Galaxy Tab.

Damn, Hani nak Galaxy Tab jugak!! So I chose Galaxy Tab and my sisters and brothers akan balik kampung. Takpelah, I miss my grandma but I'l visit her soon, after I got the new SHINY GALAXY Tab. Nanti kakak ajar tok main Galaxy Tab tu eh! WAIT FOR ME, ALOR SETAR!!!

Gaduh. :D

Hai Cheesers!

Baru2 ni Hani ada fight kat FB ngan 4 orang. Two Boys and Two Girls. Veeeery Evil. Mulut Hani memang terlepas segala jenis perkataan yang tidak baik. Seriyes, keluar habis semua. Takut jugaklah gaduh ngan dea tu, tapi bila sampai dah part dia cakap my mum is a pompuan simpanan, i started to give a shit to them. Boy 1 says dia nak jumpa Hani and my other friends and want to BARAI me. He said he was a PEKIDA. WTF DO I CARE? PEKIDA TAKNAK AMEK KAULAH. KALAU ADA PUN, FRESHIE JE. XHERAN. Nak datang kl? Underwears pun mak dia yg tanggung. Mai la kalau berani~~~ Duk kat Ipoh nun jauh di sana.... Kalau dah FAKE tu FAKELAH FOREVER.
A little view of their shits :

Boy 1 : woi mksut aq um0 ko ngn aq sial
bdx hngusn .. ckp p0wn cm ayt tadika
pmpn tgh jln g suci dr ko
ae , aq xsyuh p0wn ko tkod ngn aq
aq xbute g. aq ase ko yg bute
woi ko dh sound adex pupu dy msty la dy pns

Hani says : yg dea sebok sgt nk msk campur pehal? Ni hal Hani ngan Linda jew!

Boy 1 : ko pkir arghh btine
lin kcix g .. ko lax bg ayt pdih yg cm tadika yg xsbrpe
klu ko brjye wt lin sked atie
lai .. aq lnyet ko lax
tgk spe mnng
br um0 15 wt bsaq
hrmat aq arghh siall !

Hani says : mcm Hani kesah plak dia nak Lanyak Hani! Hahahaha, silakan~~~

Girl 1 : butro dyowg yg nk gado ngn korng

Hani says : now siapa ayat tadika? very the stupid~

Girl 2 : meh nk tgk muka ??
hahh , bapak aq pun ada syarikat sndri k . buad ap nk tipu . meh lha cri umh aq , meh tgk umh aq bsar mnew .
muka mcm kau ank org kaya ?? p mampos lhaa .
pky tdung pun rm10 ckp bnyk . mak kau khwin gn bpak kau sb mak kau tu prampas .
dlu mak kau tu ppuan simpanan jea , then dh mgndung ank harm (kau lha tu) then bpak kau trpksa brtnggungjwb.

Hani says : Ehhhhh Hani kesah apa kalau bapak dea ada syarikat.... Kalau ada syarikat pon tapi bankrap x guna juga yea.... Yelah, berkat ada anak mulut kurang ajar cm dea nety kans...

 

Boy 1 :  owhh igt kn dh mmp0z td ad g kew ?

owhh lupe td adex p isap tek mk ae

Hani says : Haha.... sapelah dia, nak agak2 Hani dah mampos... Dia tu pon FAKERS JE. KALAU BETUL PUN,  XKESAH. MAI SINI KALAU MAU LANYAK HANI.

Girl 2 : pavi ?? hahaha stakat pavi tu bsar mnew sngt ??
aq besa jejak smpay kt korea dh k .
aq bukan sengket mcm kau ppuan .
gn nk hina spupu aq
tetek bsar buah nyok , bb uh ary-2 p pavi p jual tetek kt sne ,
sblh 50sen .

 

 Hani says : Really? Dah jejak Korea? Nak tipu pandai arrrhh.... Ahaha.... dia pon slalu lepak kat sunway mane ntah! Tapi kat Penang lah... Pavi lagi besar ke Sunway ape entah tu lagi besar? WTFHELL. And, very the fuck dia punya ayat uhh. :D

 

And I was like :

 

Moshi Moshi Hanani bla bla bla drpd aq dgr koqang menyalak membabi kat aq, baek aq tdow en? btw by this time i already blocked you from my account, so xdela kowg nk menyalak agy kan? btw Scha, kalau nak letak kau sblh aq, kau nampak mcm pompuan murahan dr aq. terer kau reka cerita, coz da ada pengalaman isap2 tu bagai. kan?

btw btol ckp kau, baek aq blaja. da nak PMR en?

tengs 4 your advice, coz aq xnk GAGAL mcm kowg ney. 

 

And I was like :

 

Moshi Moshi Hanani ohyea? xlulus? kalau aq gagal pun aq xyh nk g jual bdn cm kau la pompuan. bye guys. aq harap korang mampos awal eh. bye dears.

 

And :

 

Moshi Moshi Hanani sumpah aaa. mcm bleh jd plak~~~ haha, superstitious. kampungan lha nak sumpah2 ney. 

 

Moshi Moshi Hanani II scha, kau 2 rupe jalang. sampai aq mati pun aq xkn sujud kat kau pelacur. :)

 

 

 

 

That was just a nickbit of it. Banyak lagi actually. Sorry, some ayat dicensored, agak kurang ajar. Ni selected words je. :D

 

wtf la diorang. Hani dah block diorang. A bunch of total fakers and losers tak perlu dilayan sangadlah, kan? byebye. :D

LOVE KORANG FAKERS. Oh, Girl 2 tu byk fb kan? Hani taktau pulak~~~ semua Hani block. :D Lepas exam kalau dia bising2 lagi, Hani join je. Ke pengecut., xnk fight balik? Uhh...

 

HURTS.

Thanks Twin. Kau faham aku. (walaupun kau ni badmood tak bertempat, hahaaa)

Pasal Dia, You Always Support Me.

I|L|Y|S|M.
Dua agama berbeza, yeah it hurts.

Missing ♥ You

Missing you. Yess, I'm missing you. Saya sangat rindu awakkkk! Kat sekolah selalu nampak Dia. Haha! Selalu wish yang dia akan pandang Hani. But he never do. My head said "I Don't Care", tapi hati Hani said "Look at Me!". But he never looked... And he never will.

Still, I was hoping for him. Hani sangat berharap dia akan pandang Hani. Walau sekilas pandang. Walau jeling sekalipun. As long as he noticed me. Sekali seumur hidup pun takpelah. (What? TAKYAH NAK TIPU. KAU NAK DIA SELALU PANDANG KAU KANNNNN??????!!!)

 Hmm... Time rehat, dia pun rehat. Dia form 5. Patutnya rehat tak sama tapi dia Trial SPM, So dia rehat sama ngan form 3. Only God knows betapa happynya hati Hani, boleh selalu tengok dia. Coz akhir-II ni dia asyik jauhkan diri dia dari Hani, macam dia tau Hani tengah perhatikan dia. Okay. He made me felt... LOST.

NICE. I am lost...

God, Hani rindu dia. Tengah hari tadi Hani tengok reflection dia kat kaca papan kenyataan. Rasa nak tangkap reflection dia dan xnak pulang balik.

I MISS YOU AND I'M CRAZY BOUT YOU.
SORRY BOUT THAT.